Comments on: The Magic should just give its draft picks away

By: Sossypoo

Sossypoo — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:54:07 +0000

I think we should all submit an entry concerning which subject’s lack of coverage by life after newhouse is the biggest travesty,nd defend one’s submission with salient points and semi-coherent reasoning with a little wit thrown into the mix. Or, you know, a blog post.

By: Terry Mulholland

Terry Mulholland — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 14:37:11 +0000

To quote a previous blog: “Keep Dooling and get rid of Arroyo, Bogans, Redick, Garrity, and whoever else is taking up space on the Magic’s bench” – Nick Friedell
So what do the magic do? They trade Dooling for cash.

Soriano is starting rehab, Kerry Wood is going on the DL and the Cubs just got fined by the league for breaking draft rules. So much to write about, yet so few blogs.

And Sossypoo: I meant American football, obviously excluding the Buffalo Bills. Speaking of which, Bagel will you be attending the Bowden Bowl this year?

By: Bagle

Bagle — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 13:38:37 +0000

I am always ready for a myraid of beer bongs, no matter what condition I am in.

By: Sossypoo

Sossypoo — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 09:33:57 +0000

Any chance of you suing your boss as a result of this injury?! Nothing like a good ole fashion intra-Morgan & Morgan law suit. And, hey, you wouldn’t even have to call anyone; you’d just have to ride the elevator up a few floors to file your claim!

On a more serious note, I hope your injury isn’t too grave. Will you be ready for myriad beer bongs on labor day? (Not the whole weekend, just labor day).

By: Bagle

Bagle — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 00:31:26 +0000

I do know for a fact that he is in Spain. Do they not have the internets there? On a side note, we had our Morgan and Morgan accounting barbcue yesterday at my boss’ house. We got an inflatable slip and slide and enough alcohol to…well, it was a lot. When you mix the two together, all safety is thrown out the window. A long story short, this slip and slide had two lanes and was 30 feet long. At the end is a small ramp that launches you a good 10 feet across the lawn depending how fast you were going. Apparently I broke the sound barrier on the slide and flew just short of a brick wall. The damage? Partially torn rotator cuff and a cracked rib. But that didnt stop me from completeing my goal of 10 beer bongs in 2 hours. I’d like to thank SOS for always believing in me through my worst hangovers and BOS for updating his website. Wait….

By: Sossypoo

Sossypoo — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 11:15:31 +0000

Speaking of ROS, I’m surprised he hasn’t become a regular contributor on the LAN boards. Think about it, the comments section of this site has so many things that ROS loves:

-Myriad pejorative remarks pertaining to the Cubs? Check.
-Subtle poking fun of BOS (the online equivalent of “vittles”)? Check.
-Stupid SOS jokes? Check.

With the notable exceptions of blackouts and portly black chicks, this website has everything a ROS could want. I demand an explanation!

By: Bagle

Bagle — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:40:38 +0000

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

By: Sossypoo

Sossypoo — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:17:22 +0000

No way! There’s a bar near Tropicana Field with the same name! Though some refer to it simply as “the ROS pad…”

By: Bagle

Bagle — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:41:12 +0000

I just found out that there is bar right near Wrigley called “The Man Hole”.

By: Sossypoo

Sossypoo — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:15:01 +0000

jajaja, nice link ner! Case in point is bagel’s very own US Cell field…good luck not stepping on a used needle!